Jo’s Corner

Apparently, I am under the mistaken impression that marriage includes shared ownership of personal grooming equipment.

Jo disagrees.

Very strongly.

The last time she caught me with her hairbrush, she looked at me, looked at the brush, and—in what I remember as a bizarrely threatening reference to The Hairbrush Song—said something along the lines of:

“Larry the Cucumber lost his hairbrush. You keep using mine and they’re gonna be singing that song about you.”

Then she walked away.

I stood there holding the hairbrush.

I had several questions.

I asked none of them.

Marriage teaches wisdom. One day I’ll listen…

Sometimes Moira asks hum dingers of questions… like “did Jesus spank them?” Well, I don’t know, just why don’t you go ask your mother…

What do you get when you see a golf cart with knobby wheels…. Jo sees an off road 4×4 wheeler… or an off wheeler!